I have been ordained as a minister! Yes! I now am qualified for the following:
- Perform Baptisms
- Performing Weddings
- Performing and Speaking at Funerals
- Visiting the sick
- Counseling
- Establishing New Congregations
- Ordaining others
I have already done items two, three, four and five–which leaves baptisms, creating a congregation and ordaining my own clergymen and women.
So, to my friends and those I do not know, please let me sprinkle water on your child. I will say some nice words too. I haven’t decided what to name my church yet, but I expect all of you to show up on Sunday for the prayer and the basket passing.